cross eyed curves

A curvy, voluptuous woman with such large breasts, small waist, and large ass that one can go cross-eyed looking at her body.

Damn! Check out Sally, she's got cross eyed curves!

by thenicholas1 March 16, 2010

one-eyed pete

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting

-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now
- yea you are, one-eyed pete is coming for ya!

by MvHyphy June 14, 2006

Buck eyed teeth

When one's teeth grow horizontal, due to not wearing a retainer properly.

Bernie your going to have buck eyed teeth if you dont wear your retainer.

by Diffy5 October 29, 2010

Brown Eyed Juicer

A term used to describe the male penis after it has been removed from another human's anal cavity.

When I pulled it out that bitch put my brown eyed juicer in her mouth.

by DMF May 27, 2005

The Brown Eyed Librarian

When ass fucking a chic in a quiet public place, shushing her the whole time....

I watched my boy give the sales lady The Brown Eyed Librarian in the dressing room at Dillards...... shhhhhhh

by Daytona Dirty Al June 23, 2019

cat-eyed glasses

Cat-eyed glasses were popular in the late 50s/early 60s/70s. They had faux pearls and rhinestones in the glasses frames. Now and then you see an old bag who still wears cat-eyed glasses she bought in 1961. Cat-eyed glasses are making sort of a come-back, but I like the old bag ladies who still wear them.

GET WITH IT!

Example: ".....hey you old bag - yeah you with the goofy cat-eyed glasses..." go buy a new pair at The Optical Shop.

by Miss DeBenedetto March 4, 2019

Brown eyed tornado

Explosive diarrhea, characterized by leaving a bathroom in a state of complete disrepair.

Stephen: You were in the bathroom for a while, are you okay?
Marielle: All those donuts stirred up a brown eyed tornado in there. It might be easier if we just move.

by Hforce January 16, 2018