Dylan

Dylan is probably the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He has an incredibly small penis and the only time he will ever get laid is if he crawls up a chickens ass and waits.

Dude 1: "Is that the new guy called dylan?"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"

by HolaSeñor November 22, 2017

Dylan

Has a very small dick.short,has blue eyes,brown hair and is so sweet.any girl to fall in love with him is the luckiest girl ever.he loves with all his heart.

I love my dylan so much

by V.gailiunaite March 6, 2017

Dylan

The biggest fuckboy you could ever meet very disrespectful and plays too much. Had a small dick and smells like booty juice.

That guy dylan? Oh he's a fuckboy

by Jaa_aaay July 16, 2017

Dylan

a loser who plays fortnite.

man, it’s Dylan

by kaitlynmills October 11, 2018

Dylan

“Dylan”, a name of Welch origin. It’s a hard name to translate but some historians believe it means “One who has a micro penis”. Others, believe it means “One who has a Mangina”. It is a commonly used name in America for girls, and cats. Boys that are named Dylan usually take it in the Ass.

When my nephew was born and he came out of the womb the doctor couldn’t tell whether it was a guy or a girl...It ended up being a boy he just had a micro penis. So my sister named him Dylan. It’s a very fitting name since he does take in the ass from male Tom cats.

by CalliNovak6969 September 19, 2018

Dylan

a faggot that cant get his dick up on any occasion. a bitch that cant take a hit.

look at the dylan lookin ass bitch.

by not gibbs November 25, 2016

Dylan

Dylan is the kindest most loving person you will ever meet. She cares about everyone and is always good for a laugh. She doesn't fall in love with just anyone so if she goes for you make it count and treat her right because no one in the world will ever compare. If you ever need someone to make you feel better Dylan is your girl. She always knows exactly what you need and how to make you forget your problems. She makes everyone she knows feel like they are her best friend. For those of us lucky enough to have Dylan as a friend we will never be left alone or forgotten.

Example: Dylan

by dylanlover34 November 16, 2011