Jug-dump

Jug-dump aka jumpp means shit on someone's tits (male or female).

"Did someone jug-dump you? erk you need a shower!"
"Jumpp a man for a day and he will squeal like a muthafucka for a lifetime." Confucius.

by ninjabinja August 27, 2013

stunt dump

Lay several sheets of toilet paper in the toilet, then stand on the bowl and drop a turd. It'll fall and land on the toilet paper like a stuntman falling on an airbag.

I just dropped a stunt dump from 6 feet high and it didn't break.

by Johnny Strappe February 22, 2014

grump-a-dump

Grump-a-dump is a name for a person that is tres grumpy. Can also be known as a grumpasaurus!

OI stop being a grump-a-dump!

by Grumpasaurus May 31, 2006

mutated dump

When your shit comes out in a color other than brown.Example:green red and ocasionally a touch of yellow.

Tony:DIzAm!I just took the weirdest mutated dump of my life!

Jack:Too much info dood!

by Moester909 March 27, 2009

Stoner Dump

The massive dump one takes the morning after having smoked and eatin a crap load of munchies.

Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.

by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011

dumping station

more commonly reffered to as the toilets

"Hi, I'm just off to the dumping station"

by freddieb14 October 12, 2007

Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.

At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."

by greatgazoo March 12, 2013