designer hoe

Want fake/over rated clothes so bad ud probably hoe for them

Boy:all i wear is trues and u wear levis broke nigga
Boy#2: go pose in a mirror nigga u a designer hoe

by chamaquito September 26, 2014

Designated Diver

A designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim.

Person One: My mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it.

Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'

by RitchardCrafty November 22, 2015

designated hitman

An assigned or appointed male individual who is used for strictly sexual needs and purposes. Common related terms and also known as a fuck buddy or friend with benefits

I'm tired of relationships , I'm just going to get myself a designated hitman. What's a designated hitman? The only man I let "hit it" with no strings attached.

by Bronxbatman February 29, 2016

Designated Catcher

A passenger designated to catch Pokemon in place of the driver.

I did not want to play Pokemon Go and drive at the same time so made one of my passengers a "designated catcher" in my place.

by Like a Bosh July 8, 2016

designgasm

When a product or service looks and feels like a high quality design product. This could also apply on interfaces where the focus was to make it user friendly and clear.

This interface is so properly designed that it gave me a designgasm!

by KBase February 7, 2017

Densitive

Dense+Sensitive = Densitive

When not so bright politicians can't understand what a fact is and they can't handle criticism.

45 (trump) is so damn densitive. He talks about how tough he'll be on terrorist, but doesn't want to attend the white house correspondence dinner because he'll get made fun of.

by WokeDiva February 28, 2017

Design Flaw

A woman's period

I'm sorry babes.... we can't have sex tonight, my design flaw is back but unpopular demand

by slumbercat2k March 8, 2017