derek grant

really cool bean. he waved @ us :D and skiby nearly stole his shoe. and ali walked into him. WOW. we love del.

by derek's best chum. October 7, 2003

derek jeter

Extremely overrated shortstop for the New York Yankees - although he's a very good hitter (for a shortstop), he's pretty bad defensively and is waaay overpaid, even by baseball's exorbidant standards. He's baseball's equivalent of Tom Brady.

Wow! He had a .500 slugging average and drove in 100 RBIs ONCE! He almost hit 25 homers a couple of times, and he's never struck out 150 times in a season! What a fantastic player! Scott Brosius also won all of those rings! Scott Brosius is the second-greatest player ever!

by ThatsBriskBaby March 7, 2005

Derek Chauvin

The dickhead who decided to put his knee on George Floyd's neck for 7 minutes and 46 seconds. He did this with extreme indifference for human life. George Floyd, despite being on drugs, was clearly struggling for his life, but this dickhead kept his knee on Mr. Floyd's neck until the paramedics came. He made all cops look like racist assholes, when, in fact, the amount of racist cops is proportional to the amount of racist people in the population. He is currently free on a $1 million dollar bail and is scheduled for trial on March 7, although in all likelihood, this will be delayed. He'll probably be spending 20+ years behind bars, but Minnesota law does not allow for a life sentence in his case, only a maximum of 40 years.

Derek Chauvin should never have been a cop. He demonstrated extreme indifference to human life with his stupid reckless move. And he had almost 8 minutes to think about what he was doing and stop.

Despite this, Derek Chauvin is a free man (at least for now)

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 8, 2020

Derek Syndrome

A disorder given at birth. Derek Syndrome is a disorder of the genitals that leads to an extremely undersized penis. Symptoms of this disorder may be increased with heavy consumption of alcohol. People with this disorder are likely to turn homosexual. People with this disorder are also likely to be overly aggressive towards because of their childlike penis.

Ashley: That guy Derek I slept with last night was horrible. It was like having sex with a field mouse.

Levi: Yeh I think that he has Derek Syndrome. That's why we call him "Needle dick."

by Jack Meoff Man April 29, 2009

derek jeter

A baseball player who sucks in three very specific ways:

1) so hard
2) so bad
3) wicked bad

"Man, did you catch Derek Jeter in the ALDS against the Angels?"
"Yeah, he sucked wicked bad."

by T Unit October 10, 2005

Derek Jeter

A "Player" for the Yankees, and a disgrace to baseball as well as life as we know it. Whoever says he's the "greatest shortstop in history" is sadly mistaken; he'd be lucky to make it onto the top 10 shortstops CURRENTLY PLAYING. And the worst part is, he struts around as if he is Babe Ruth or something, as if he is automatically above and better than everyone else simply because he is the "GREAT Derek Jeter." This is his most unattractive quality (although he's pretty ugly now that it comes up...his facial proportions don't make sense, and his squinty eyes are terrible). His intolerable arrogance and smugness make it impossible to genuinely respect him--just watch him on TV for 30 seconds, and it will be clear how much he thinks of himself, and how he secretly feels that everyone should bow down to him. And Guess what? This is NOT coming from a Red Sox fan!

"Insignificant Lowly Player": Well Hiya Derek Jeter!
Derek Jeter: Hey! Howya doin man?
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): You DARE speak to Derek Jeter? BOW DOWN TO ME, UNWORTHY SCUM!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": How was the game?
Derek Jeter: It was great! We won 12-2, and I got an RBI!
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Without me this team is NOTHING. That RBI was SO CLUTCH!
Insignificant Lowly Player: OK Derek. Nice Talkin' to ya...(walking away, to himself): What a nice guy!
Derek Jeter: Yeah man, same to you.
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Aren't you gonna ask for my autograph?

by Andrew Baroody May 13, 2006

derek babin

The best guy you could have your heart stolen by. He respects your opinion and your decisions, never wants to leave your side, respects your personal space. To know if he really loves you or not, when he is around you he always ends up smiling or laughing or just staring into your eyes...and when this happens, you will feel butterflies and get tingly and have a sensation no other guy could bring to you.

Also, someone who it takes them a while to figure out who is the one for him so he might date you multiple times :)
{goes well with an Abby or Abigail ;)}

girl:"You're dating Derek Babin again?"

you:"Yeah :) He makes me feel so special and loved just by hearing my name come out of his mouth...wouldn't you date someone like that for you?"

by Sweet Lover August 22, 2014