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donkey fucker

One who inserts his penis in a donkey anally or viginally. Also sucks on donkey balls as a form of foreplay.
Misterjla is a donkeyfucker.
Whomod is a donkeyfucker.
by Sylvester Stallone March 31, 2004
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Donkey's Years

Sometimes referred to as Donkey Years or Donkey's Ears. It means a really really long time.
"I haven't seen Johnny in Donkey's Years"

"Wow it's been Donkey Years since the last time I ate pop tarts!"
by AnnaOhhhh September 14, 2009
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Donkey Konging

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.
1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010
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donkey hips

A bitchy girl at the fair with huge hips that cuts in line.
Wow! That girl just knocked me out of the way with her donkey hips!
by Donkey Hips Hater November 4, 2007
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Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010
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donkey pass

A step above a Kitchen Pass. Permission, from the wife or significant other, to go out on the town and act like a complete ass.
Lagree got a Donkey Pass from his wife to go to Myrtle Beach for Bike Week.
by Greezy636 March 19, 2014
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donkey-horse

The art of calling someone a horse donkey.
Fart Dick- You donkey-horse!
Dick Fart- Your the Donkey-Horse!
by SpaceOtters369 May 29, 2017
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