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dogstacle

When a dog becomes an obstacle.
I tripped over a dogstacle in the dark.
by slimsalmon January 25, 2005
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let the dogs run all over the yard

when a female with gigantic tits takes her bra off before going to bed, her boobs move all over her body: up to her neck, down to her stomach, all over.
before pam went to bed she announced to all the girls at the sleep-over, that it was time to "Let the dogs run all over the yard"
by Meggiek January 5, 2009
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dogshit

(noun) slangterm for something that can be beaten out of you. Imaginary stuffing, or loads of crap within a person's depths. You don't want this beaten out of you.
"I'll beat the dogshit out of you."

"I can't understand what you're saying, cuz your mouth is full of dogshit."

"The Kenkny will literally whoop the ever-loving dogshit out of you, you pretz.
by thekenkny November 24, 2010
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dogsterphobic

when your dog is sleeping in your bed and you don't have any room so you end up falling asleep at like 2:00 in the morning
ugghhh i feel dogsterphobic, get out of my bed or give me some room!
by little RR king April 10, 2011
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dogshit roulette

one of the lovely activities of autumn/fall is to kick your way through piles of leaves on the pavement/sidewalk. only don't be surprised if you get a nasty surprise.
"he was hardcore, he played continuous dogshit roulette all the way down the long avenue that's very popular with walkers and their pets"
by hairygunt October 12, 2011
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Dogs on Elios bed

This is a phrase used to describe tormented beings that usually come in pairs. They lay upon the bed with a rather tormented expression that screams for assistance. They are usually spanked or thrown in the air. These species of animal are known for the fact that they look like a cypriot politician who doesn't know how to solve any type of problem and is thus desperate.
Whats wrong? you look like the dogs on Elios bed today
by woahah November 4, 2019
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Dogspreading

The practice whereby a person walking their dog(s) on a leash allows the animal(s) to take all the space available with careless disregard for other pedestrians attempting to pass.
We kept trying to pass Maria and her dogs on the sidewalk but her dogspreading made it impossible to get by.
by American Hustler December 24, 2019
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