rock and roll doctor

A friendly and reliable recreational drug dealer. Usually just sells weed and hash. These good ones are hard to come by.

"Man, what a week. I've gotta see my rock and roll doctor."

by Running out of patience June 20, 2008

nose doctor

another slang used in the uk for cocaine

I'm off 2 see the nose doctor care to join

by hinge 81 January 22, 2009

It's okay, I'm a doctor!

The single most reassuring phrase you can say, just before or after something stupid is going to happen or has happened.

Whether or not it's true is a different story

"Hrm...I don't know if I should try and jump over this moving car..."

"It's okay, I'm a doctor!"

"Allright, that's all I needed to hear!"

by tehx02 June 29, 2009

Shoe Doctor

also known as part of The Showlorios. Not only is The Shoe Doc a handsome man but he is an exceptional shoe cleaning legend, rapper, broke chef, and dad.

His impact caused people all around the world to save $150 bucks

person #1: i don’t know why i’m just not in my zone right now

person #2: its cus when you see the foam your in the zone

person #1: ugh my shoes are crusty dusty and musty.
person #2: omg clean your shoes like The Shoe Doctor does and save yourself $150 bucks

by randomuberguy August 15, 2021

Ask your doctor

ASK YOUR DOCTOR - The highly addictive marketing that most medical doctors fear: advertisements that end with the phrase, "Ask your doctor."

After an advertisement for a drug on television, radio, on the Interwebs or in print, really anxious or gullible patients immediately make appointments to see their doctors to try to pressure them into prescribing that drug for them.

This phrase was a banned word in 2007 on the Lake Superior State University "Banned Words List."

- Advertisement on TV: "Ask your doctor if "fill in the blank" is right for you! You can be "normal", "not depressed", "thinner", "free of bladder urgency and incontinence" "late for work because you will finally get it up and make whoopie" (choose one phrase as suits the advertisement).

- Patient: "Doctor B, the ad for (fill in blank) said, "'Ask your doctor.' I really think I need this drug because...(quotes advertisement) (doctor inwardly groans and counts to 10). I want you to write me a prescription today!"

by Worf Thaddeus April 4, 2014

Black doctor

Colloquial term for any cola based drink that is a godsend during any hangover session.

A: Mate I'm soooo hungover
B: (handing A a Coke) I reckon a trip to the black doctor is in order.

by nitens May 18, 2014

The Doctor

He is like fire, burning through time, as old as forever the past in his prime. You'll see his blue spaceship materialize, he'll look out and say to you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
A 900 year old alien from the planet Gallifrey who travels through time and space in his blue time machine, the TARDIS. It's chameleon circuit has broken, so it's stuck looking like a blue police box.

Person 1: Oh my goodness, the doctor is so hot!
Person 2: Not just that, he can travel through time and space!

Person 1: Did you see the new episode of Doctor Who?
Person 2: Oh yeah, where the Doctor meets River Song again.

by TARDIStacular October 19, 2010