David Luiz

A player who doesn’t know how to defend and doesn’t know how not to get red cards

Bro you just let the goal in you pulled a David Luiz

by X-Mansoor June 17, 2020

Davie503

A Davie504 imposter

when someone says he is the real Davie504 They are Davie503

by OMFG NAME TAKEN August 4, 2020

david machine

A type of suspension bracket known for its ability to elasticate the balls over six feet in length. The David machine was first invented by Alan Turing during one of his lesser known experiments, named after his cousin David who was a practitioner of cock and ball torture.

Client: How can I get the Pramire treatment?
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.

by tennesseeford September 28, 2020

Dave-phobia

The fear that somehow, somewhere, Dave is watching you

Jack has Dave-phobia

by skyoradox December 4, 2020

David J. Franco

Extremely skilled composer. He has created the soundtracks for Drawn to Life, Scribblenauts, Super Scribblenauts, and so on.

Have you heard David J. Franco's music? It's very good.

by anonymous200020 February 14, 2022

davespinkyfinger

was apart of the blueycapsules rage, and the known causer of the froot loops..incident.

davespinkyfinger simps for froot loops

by gh0zted May 21, 2022

dave grohl special

When you go into the bathroom and nut into toilet paper then give it to your girlfriend or wife to rub on herself.

Hey babe you wanna dave grohl special

by Batmans_Toe January 12, 2023