Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

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Damage Monkey

Damage Monkey

/ˈdamij məNGkē/

Noun

A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.

Interviews is a damage monkey.

by interviews April 28, 2021

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Net damage

A word used sometimes in pokemon combat. It refers to the average damage of the move if used infinite times.
The formula for calculating it is

NET DAMAGE= BASE DAMAGE × ACCURACY

Fire Blast is has a net damage of 93.5, while Flamethrower has a net damage of 90, so Fire Blast is better.

by Gregorovich August 1, 2023

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Smoke damage

It’s when a white girl has sex with a black male.

Hey man, That white girl talks funny. You need to make sure she doesn’t have any smoke damage. Oh shit, Her last boyfriend was a guy named Tyrone. Get out of there quick she has smoke damage.

by Phil Suckaloosie September 24, 2023

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