by Braegan October 17, 2021
The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.
Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.
Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.
Julia: *already in the shower*
Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.
Julia: *already in the shower*
by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023
| ˈkəstərd pouCH |
noun
a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.
When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.
noun
a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.
When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.
I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.
by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022
by b4rrys4nders October 16, 2015
by Tubby McTubbyCustard December 13, 2023
The act of ejaculating into a women who is menstruating and continuing to mix the fluids with penetration.
by Mamasnowblow January 21, 2023