a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.
"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
by peacegawd February 12, 2020
Get the crystal mafia mug.A very attractive, spunky, bubbly girl, who got booty, and looks that kill. Also known to be seen with her Yogi who she loves to the moon & back..
by YB Tha Mac March 14, 2020
Get the crystal dunigan mug.A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust
by D Flawless September 19, 2020
Get the Crystal Geezer mug.Crystal Sea is an amazing woman full of depth and integrity. She holds you close but also has the ability to teach you lessons by pushing you away from the comfort of being stagnant. She has multi- faucets and is always evolving. Crystal Sea is as the Ocean; pulled like tides by the Moon. You will most likely fall head over heels for her and lose your breath.
She is usually referred to as 'Sea'.
Don't be fooled by her appearance. There is a lot going on in there.
She is usually referred to as 'Sea'.
Don't be fooled by her appearance. There is a lot going on in there.
by SphericalNonsense October 19, 2020
Get the Crystal Sea mug.A token of love given from one person to another. Meant to upstage other couples that are around when the gift is received. A crystal dove can be a bouquet of flowers or a diamond ring. The gift itself is not the important thing. The important thing about a crystal dove is that it makes the person giving the gift look better than there surrounding associates or friends.
Tanisha was hanging out a bar with all her friends who were coupled up. In walks Mark with a crystal dove for Tanisha. Tanisha is overjoyed and the envy of all her friends. The spouses of all her friends were left looking empty handed and dumbfounded.
by BroncosLover1 October 6, 2012
Get the crystal dove mug.the currency in genshin impact which you can use to exchange primogems
genesis crystals are also bought with real money.
genesis crystals are also bought with real money.
person one : "damn i need more primogems"
person two : "same, i spent all mine on the weapon banner
person three: i have 69,400 genesis crystals, c6 xiao here i come!"
person two : "same, i spent all mine on the weapon banner
person three: i have 69,400 genesis crystals, c6 xiao here i come!"
by -t0fu January 30, 2023
Get the genesis crystals mug.A pub that frequently serves after hours, otherwise known as a lock in.
Comes from television programme the Crystal Maze where contestants could get locked in if they failed to complete tasks.
Comes from television programme the Crystal Maze where contestants could get locked in if they failed to complete tasks.
by Cannonball Taffio Jones October 25, 2023
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