crusty dick

The result of peanut butter masturbation. Fap off with your thickest peanut butter for a minute, and gentleman, you have a crusty dick.

I made love to my right hand using Jiffy and now I got a crusty dick.

by Nononono May 8, 2015

crusty

To place a bare ass, in an unsuspecting persons face and farting.

Dat splatter on T-bones face is from a crusty, Dogg!
Fo shizzel my nizzel krizzle drizzle!

by Bang'n September 26, 2005

CRUSTY KLINKER

WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT AND DONT WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY AND IT LEAVES BITS OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ARSE HAIR, AKA SPIDER MONKEYS.

DUDE, WHEN YOU BENT OVER TO MOON THAT OLD WOMEN I COULD SEE A FEW CRUSTY KLINKERS HANGING FROM YOUR ASS.

by CESC MACHINE March 26, 2010

crusty

When you just wake up and you're about to show the world your natural beauty. It's when you full on have crust in you eyes or the white crusty stuff on your lips and you basically look like a hot mess.

Amy, I'm soooo crusty on campus right now. Wearing the sweats and the greasy hair, I truly can't get crustier than this!

by jblooo February 24, 2014

Whipping a crusty

A mean and condemning look; Glare.

I was going to help you, but not when you are whipping a crusty at me like that.

by Sefus July 11, 2006

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her

by violentjoe December 14, 2008

Crusty Hippo

When a man uses lubricant on his penis then has intercourse with the "fat rolls/love handles" of an obese, or over weight woman. Then ejactulates on/in her torso leaving the ejaculant to dry causing a crusty residue.

"That ho was such a fatass I just whipped out my dick and pulled a crusty hippo on that bitch."

by tCow December 17, 2007