While banging your girlfriend in the ass, quickly pull out, insert your hand in her asshole and grab the back of her head while moving her around making her move like a puppet.
by Annadale's finest April 23, 2005
The result of peanut butter masturbation. Fap off with your thickest peanut butter for a minute, and gentleman, you have a crusty dick.
by Nononono May 07, 2015
by Sefus July 11, 2006
WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT AND DONT WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY AND IT LEAVES BITS OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ARSE HAIR, AKA SPIDER MONKEYS.
DUDE, WHEN YOU BENT OVER TO MOON THAT OLD WOMEN I COULD SEE A FEW CRUSTY KLINKERS HANGING FROM YOUR ASS.
by CESC MACHINE March 26, 2010
After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.
by violentjoe March 11, 2007
When a man uses lubricant on his penis then has intercourse with the "fat rolls/love handles" of an obese, or over weight woman. Then ejactulates on/in her torso leaving the ejaculant to dry causing a crusty residue.
by tCow November 18, 2007
a trust fund traveler that wears dirty clothes and attempts to mask his suburban upbringing and live the life of a crusty punk. Typically, they sleep on couches, bum money for booze, have a dog, do not shower and create spectacles of themselves due to there immature age and lack of alcohol tolerance...and because they think it is cool. These kids almost always have platinum debit cards in there pockets and aren't really all that tough.
The trusty crusty made certain that no one saw him use the ATM before he walked to the corner store to beg for change for his morning Thunderbird.
by corner store February 23, 2010