cant cook

Its when your unable to cook most of these people are named ben

example 1: look over there bens trying to cook

example 2: ben cant cook look at him go

example 3 how did ben fail cooking class

by Darkblood__ July 8, 2021

Friggin cookbook

An overpriced cookbook with awful advice made by snake oil salesman none other than the much and rightfully hated Greg Turkesterone Doucette.

I was dumb enough to buy this friggin cookbook. I feel robbed bro.

by Thedudewithlowtest July 4, 2022

Ben Tyler cook

The love of dees life

Lola: who is Ben Tyler cook?
Gi: it’s the love of dees life

by Puddim May 14, 2020

Your Mum cook good

When someone's cooking is so excellent and superb that you can only describe it as good.

Serena: What did you think of dinner?

Lainie: Your Mum cook good.

by Schmee Trhand July 8, 2020

Cooked

To be cooked;
When someone has caused obvious brain trauma due to over usage of illicit substances. They have "cooked" their brain.

"That bitch is cooked, I haven't seen her in weeks and she just lost her shit at me over nothing!"

by myladythemistress January 20, 2010

Hooker cooker

A hot tub.

Johnny V called up the hooker, dunked her in the hot tub and had his way with her. Two fold, let her marinate and disinfect in the hooker cooker.

by wonhotho December 28, 2009

Crooked I

1. Tight ass Long Beach, CA rapper.

2. A bottle of Malt Liquor.

1. "Absolutely, cats bring their gats to shoot me
I even watch all them rats actin goofy
Disguised as groupies, that's a doozy
What's that bulge under your shirt?
That's an uzi... excuse me"

2. "You got tha crooked i nigga?"

by I love doodle in my french toast April 1, 2007