Someone who automatically believes everything the government or its agents (e.g. the media) say. A synonym for a blind patriot. Someone who's programmed to be spoonfed and happily munch on the government's bullshit and doesn't know it--in fact, has grown to like it.
If you believe the government's official story of 9/11, you're more than likely a citizen.
If you've ever said things like "C'mon, why would the FBI make that up?" you're more than likely a citizen.
If you've ever said things like "C'mon, why would the FBI make that up?" you're more than likely a citizen.
by salahudeen June 28, 2010
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Tommy couldn't even get his girlfriend off and they did it once a month, then he went to clitical, and now she's screaming his name every night.
by Arch0wl December 12, 2006
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1) One who exhibits judging events, comments, news and anything that will stir negative responses from other Facebook friends. Passive-Aggressive tendencies.
2) A person who likes a particular topic, or posts a link, then comments on it for the sole purpose of being a negative prick/or bitch. A ego-centric individual that is driven by sadistic tendencies, and mostly thinks of ones own self, without regarding how comments may effect others.
3) Person who lacks depth, empathy, and character.
Closely related to Facebook Narcissism
2) A person who likes a particular topic, or posts a link, then comments on it for the sole purpose of being a negative prick/or bitch. A ego-centric individual that is driven by sadistic tendencies, and mostly thinks of ones own self, without regarding how comments may effect others.
3) Person who lacks depth, empathy, and character.
Closely related to Facebook Narcissism
"Facebook Critic" is someone that posts, or comments on topics like politics and religion, knowing they will only stir negative responses sooner or later.
John: "Atheist's are full of Shit!"
Larry: "OK John, why are we full of Shit?"
Sue: " How about that Republican debate last night, what a bunch of losers!"
Jane: "@Sue, so Democrats are all winners?"
John: "Atheist's are full of Shit!"
Larry: "OK John, why are we full of Shit?"
Sue: " How about that Republican debate last night, what a bunch of losers!"
Jane: "@Sue, so Democrats are all winners?"
by Ego Smasher December 23, 2011
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by David the great June 2, 2004
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Manager: You're late to work again
Employee: it's summer you know how that is
Manager: oh yeah those damn citidiots causing all that traffic
Employee: it's summer you know how that is
Manager: oh yeah those damn citidiots causing all that traffic
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2. someone/something you sell in Turkey for crack money
2. someone/something you sell in Turkey for crack money
1. Sometimes I wish I was like Caiti.
2. Damn...I need some crack and I am in Turkey...I better go get some Caiti's from the ATM.
2. Damn...I need some crack and I am in Turkey...I better go get some Caiti's from the ATM.
by sam March 1, 2005
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