creepjob

An individual whose entire being oozes a subtle creepy vibe, which might not otherwise be adequately explained or described.

Carl, the middle-aged sales manager for the women's shoe department, is a total creepjob.

by Luxowell April 6, 2008

Creele

To do or take something you shouldn't but that won't be a big deal. Requires some charm. Generally done in the presence of friends. See also: mooch

1. Brah, lemme creele a beer.

2. Travis is such a creeler, he was at my house all day when i was at work

by Rob Rush October 2, 2008

creepership

The act of two people simultaneously creeping each other; not quite yet friendship.

Andi: Don't include me in your guys' friendship.
Jen: It's not a friendship, it's a creepership.

by Meisjunk March 22, 2009

creepsearch

Abbreviation of "creepy research". Describes trying to find out information about a certain someone - it could be a crush or someone you want/need to meet. "creepsearch" involves looking through the phone book, internet searches or other means with information you MAY have come across illigetimately. Distinguishes itself from stalking by being a one-time thing you use to meet someone.

Tom did some creepsearch and found out where Betty lives, and since he knows she loves Trader Joe's, he can shop at the nearest one to her house and bump into her!

Betty did some creepsearch and now knows where Mr. Ramos lives, now she can mail him her essay!

by purveyor of truth January 11, 2009

Creeptown

1. To be extremely odd or creepy
2. To say something unexpected or completely out of the blue
3. To be spooky or eerie

"This house looks like it belongs in Creeptown."

"Did you see that Creeptown over in the corner?"

"Only a Creeptown would say something like that."

by crpsta109 January 18, 2009

creepiness ratio

The ratio that determines if a relationship between two people is creepy, based on their ages.

The ratio is (Age/2)+7 for minimal age, and (Age-7)*2 for maximum age.

The creepiness ratio does not work below 14, and does not exclude other limitations on age limits.

At age 24, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 19 and 34.

At age 34, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 24 and 54.

by the_anonymous_coward January 26, 2010

Creed Face

the look on everyone's face, be it at a party, bar, etc. when that one jackass commits the most atrocious of party fouls by changing the cd player/jukebox/ipod to his favorite song by the aforementioned band. It is not a look of disgust, disapproval, shock, or annoyance, although it does have some resemblance to all of them. it is a unique look that only creed can evoke.

dude 1: I met this chick last night and she was all about getting me in bed. It was awesome

dude 2: That's what drunk you remembers. sober me remembers you hitting on said chick and her responding with creed face.

dude 1: creed face? there's no way i was that bad.

dude 2: she had creed face dude. maybe next time

by treestupid July 7, 2010