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Criminy Crames

Criminy Crames is the ruler of the planet Criminald. He controls the entire Criminald empire and gets lots of bitches.
YO IT'S CRIMINY CRAMES, THE RULER OF THE CRIMINALD EMPIRE.
by Andromeda7199 December 23, 2024
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Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
by starmandx January 11, 2025
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Steveland Creamer

Farting a load into your morning coffee after receptive anal sex
John: Get a load of Steve, he’s already turning a profit on deadlines for next quarter!
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work
by lmnopxyz April 23, 2025
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Coffee creamer

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
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Coffee Creamer

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
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Parking Crater

A parking lot that covers an absurdly large section of a city. Often found outside stadiums, megachurches, and Walmarts. They typically take up more land area than the establishment itself. Parking craters typically have no tree cover, making them unpleasant to walk through, contribute to the urban heat island effect, force urban sprawl, thereby lengthening commute times, and take up valuable space that could be devoted to other businesses.
The center of my hometown used to be such a fun and lively area, but now it’s nothing but a big parking crater.

Coined by Urban Paint Explainer.
by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025
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Screamer creamer

The fingering move where one rubs and taps on the spot inside the vagina opposite to the clit and with your thumb rub clit
Damn bro Zander gave her the screamer creamer and she flooded her backseat left her rave fan absolutely drenched !!!
by Not ai January 2, 2026
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