crab dinner

when I male/female orally stimulates a female who has crabs.

Tom enjoyed a wonderful crab dinner last night, one would wonder if she fed him out of spite.

by S.R.A.J.A.A.H.K January 26, 2010

Dick crabs

When you fuck the bitch so hard but at the end you find out she had the coochie virus so now you got Dem thicccccc lil ass crabs that bit your dick and eat your cum yummy

No example bc I don't wanna get dick crabs

by Stanky lil girl coochie June 25, 2020

internal crabs

A fictional (sexually transmitted disease) that causes extreme discomfort when urinating.

Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.

Man #1: Dude, I boned this chick the other night without a (jimmy) and now it burns like crazy when I (piss).

Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.

Man #1: The what?

Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.

Man #1: You're full of shit!

Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.

Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!

Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.

by vwortboy July 1, 2009

Crab Douche

An enormous jerk or asshole.

Stop being such a crab douche

by Rictifyer January 2, 2011

Cardinal Crabs

An STD you get from priests.

Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

crab cradle

female genitalia, referring specifically to the pubic hair region

The stripper's thong was so tight, the outline of her crab cradle was clearly visible.

by lexpez August 29, 2005

sandy crab

when you are having sex on the beach and the guy throws sand in the girls vagina and continues on having sex

laura just got the worst sandy crab from frickie last night at the beach

by jeneatmyass September 12, 2006