said of someone who gets you very excited about a story she or he just remembered, but then realizes she or he doesn't know it well enough to actually tell it, leaving you highly frustrated.
RJ - Oh that reminds of that great story! see, this guy, he...well, turns out he wasn't who is was, but...you know, it's funny because...he was pretending to be...shit, i don't remember the whole thing, nevermind.
Justine - Dammit RJ! you're such a conversation teaser.
Justine - Dammit RJ! you're such a conversation teaser.
by justbrek July 11, 2014

A conversation phobic is someone who refuses to have normal conversation, only using texts to communicate very important feelings or information.
I realized that Jim is a conversation phobic when I have tried to get him to talk to me, when I call he lets the call go to his voicemail but within seconds he texts a response.
by SullieTough April 12, 2018

Matt: How was that girl last night?
Me: Gave her that good conversion dick, told me she was gonna vote for Biden!
Me: Gave her that good conversion dick, told me she was gonna vote for Biden!
by CD3123 September 29, 2020

John: "Oh hi! How are the kids?"
Susan: "I ate them."
Carl: "Have you seen Susan lately?"
John: "No, her conversational kills freak me out."
Susan: "I ate them."
Carl: "Have you seen Susan lately?"
John: "No, her conversational kills freak me out."
by TheRealLegend27#nostealplz December 23, 2016

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by BenSav December 23, 2021

The person on the phone being asked to pass messages to a person next to them, thereby preventing the two other people speaking directly.
by Thantheman November 14, 2010

A conversation, usually over online chat, which has two separate unrelated topics being discussed at the same time.
guy 1: I bought a hat today, put a picture on facebook
guy 2: I asked laurie out
guy 1: NO WAY! what happened?
guy 2: I hate the hat
guy 2: she turned me down
guy 1: fuck off I'm wearing it anyway
guy 1: aww that sucks dude
guy 2: yea I mean I've had a crush on her for ages... that hat is terrible, you should burn it
dual conversation
guy 2: I asked laurie out
guy 1: NO WAY! what happened?
guy 2: I hate the hat
guy 2: she turned me down
guy 1: fuck off I'm wearing it anyway
guy 1: aww that sucks dude
guy 2: yea I mean I've had a crush on her for ages... that hat is terrible, you should burn it
dual conversation
by Lord Damon October 4, 2009
