Colbert Control

When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.

Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.

by misszombie June 1, 2011

camera control

The practice of safe-guarding oneself from the public humiliation that comes from the release of compromising photos. Normally used like "damage control."

Steve: "Do you remember what Jane did to Clint at that party last week? I totally got that on video, but I left my phone on the couch. When I got it back, the video was gone."

Mark: "Yeah, I don't know how she does it, but she's got great camera control. Nothing gets up with her in it."

by ShurikenJoe October 18, 2011

bitch controller

The 3rd party cheap knockoff controller you make your friend use when they come over to play video games.

Wanna play smash?
Yeah, but I don't wanna use the stupid MadCatz bitch controller.

by the_hoser July 26, 2016

Booze control

Driving home perfectly after 10 pints

Don't worry Steve, I've activated booze control

by G1XXY August 11, 2016

Girth Control Pills

Girth Control Pills (def., noun): Any prescription to remedy erectile dysfunction. Includes known dick pills like Viagra, Cialis and Hardonex.

~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~

With these new girth control pills, you can literally see your own reflection on your cock!

by PaulAllensCard November 21, 2016

Reaction control system

Small rockets mounted on the sides of a rocket in many orientations; allows for fine maneuvering in space, especially useful for docking. Usually abbreviated RCS.

Let's shut down the main engine and complete the rendezvous with the reaction control system.

by Some weird nerd guy March 27, 2017

diego contreras

The most sexy and humble guy that I know. Also I would smash him

Girl 1:Damn I would smash him Girl 2:I already have with Diego Contreras

by Your boi username June 6, 2017