titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.

Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.

by SockMonkeyInMotion February 03, 2015

Fisting Coffee

A provocative way to get caffeine into one's system, usually involving the thrusting of both fists aggressively and suddenly into a bag of coffee beans to begin the brewing process.

Joe enjoyed fisting coffee in the morning.

by NapoleonPotato October 18, 2016

Egg Coffee

Coffee with raw eggs. Simple yet delicious. Critics say it is even better than egg tarts.

"This is so much better than egg tags"
- Yil on his 100th egg coffees -

by argeth January 12, 2018

Gay Coffee

Gay Coffee When a man ejaculates in a cup of coffee and another male drinks it.

"I made my supervisor a cup of gay coffee" "I worried he made me gay coffee"

by Why Dude Why March 07, 2019

Soapy coffee

A small streamer that farms beetroot

coffee that has soap in it

Dang this some soapy coffee

by Loafboy69 May 18, 2021

Coffee Block

That bitch move your co-worker makes to discuss work before you've had a chance to get coffee.

My boss coffee blocked me this morning looking for project files.

by mountain momma December 19, 2014

Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.

That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018