Clever Ruse

A reason to damn someone.

Person 1: They've breached our defenses!
Person 2: Damn them and their clever ruse!

by Bitch House January 24, 2009

cleverbot

A robot who will push you to the brink of suicide, just like SmarterChild did. Usually people who are bored out of their fucking minds mess with it.

Cleverbot: You scare me.
Me: You scare niglets away.
Cleverbot: I know.
Me: WTF
Cleverbot: No, you are.

Me: Child molester.
Cleverbot: What would you name your child?
Me: fuck
Cleverbot: You are persistent, but I am determined not to do so.

Cleverbot is a fucktard.

by Dymelle January 16, 2010

Staunton Steam Cleaner

When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.

Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.

by gapballer7 February 22, 2011

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner

This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.

Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."

by LouWho2 June 15, 2011

cleave-dar

the phenomenon by which the eyes of heterosexual males automatically focus in on the cleavage of a woman, if only for a brief moment, as soon as it enters their field of vision; a combination of the words cleavage and radar

"Dude, I'm sorry I was looking at your girl's tits, it's just that my cleave-dar was acting up"

by Xaphier October 12, 2008

countertop cleaner

A dude who gets off shaving hairy women's fun zone.

He gets off on, you know shaving women.
Fuckin' A, jack's a countertop cleaner.

by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

compton cleaner

When you are having sex with a girl DoggyStyle. After you ejaculate you punch her in the back of the head, knock her out, and steal her stuff. You then leave a not saying, "your welcome."

She looks like a rich hottie. I think I'll take her home and give her a compton cleaner.

by Das1331 June 22, 2008