Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''
by tirtle April 20, 2017
Get the you clean the toilet so you can shit in it mug.A clean breakaway is when you only need one to two wipes after taking a dump. Also known as a "healthy poop".
Person 1: "That didn't take long; I thought you had to take a shit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."
by DarthXanax June 2, 2017
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a form of swag that is obtained upon shaving for the first time in ages; completely transforms an individual inside and out.
by Ikhanic September 5, 2017
Get the Clean Shaven Swag mug.Real meat made through cellular agriculture, without killing animals or wasting antibiotics. Nutrient energy is not distributed to structures like a tail or a face, instead it is all devoted to the product.
by picantepiacente June 17, 2019
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Friend: remember clean it up
Someone: It all good I'll be in the shower
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Someone: It all good I'll be in the shower
by Honeybur November 10, 2019
Get the Cum clean mug.Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.
by kuntloondi March 13, 2020
Get the Clean Runway mug.The truth about how messy you’ll actually let your home get before you clean it, knowing no one can come over because you’re all quarantined.
When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.
When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.
by Kmo7 April 12, 2020
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