you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017

Clean breakaway

A clean breakaway is when you only need one to two wipes after taking a dump. Also known as a "healthy poop".

Person 1: "That didn't take long; I thought you had to take a shit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."

by DarthXanax June 2, 2017

Clean Shaven Swag

a form of swag that is obtained upon shaving for the first time in ages; completely transforms an individual inside and out.

IK: Dre has really changed this past week
SS: Must be the Clean Shaven Swag
IK: True dat fam

by Ikhanic September 5, 2017

clean meat

Real meat made through cellular agriculture, without killing animals or wasting antibiotics. Nutrient energy is not distributed to structures like a tail or a face, instead it is all devoted to the product.

Clean meat tastes just like slaughtered meat without the guilt.

by picantepiacente June 17, 2019

Cum clean

When you climax in the shower

Someone: BRO I'm about cum clean
Friend: remember clean it up

Someone: It all good I'll be in the shower

by Honeybur November 10, 2019

Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up

Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.

by kuntloondi March 13, 2020

Quarantine-clean

The truth about how messy you’ll actually let your home get before you clean it, knowing no one can come over because you’re all quarantined.

When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.

I know there’s no one comin to visit cause of covid-19; so I keep my house quarantine-clean.

by Kmo7 April 12, 2020