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the juke master classic

a move pulled under circumstances where one is faced with a drunk acquaintance that you would never think about hooking up with that comes onto you and you simply dodge their attempt to get with you because they are too drunk, ugly, or smelly for your likings
Guy1: where have you been man?

Guy 2(breathing heavily): I was downstairs getting a beer out of the fridge and the next thing I know Danielle pushes me up against the fridge and goes in for the kiss.

Guy 1: oh shit, what did you do?

Guy 2: I pulled the juke master classic on that bitch; turned my head quickly to the right... karate chopped her arm off the fridge and ran up here quickly

Guy 1: the juke master classic at its best my friend...
by 7th flo crew December 13, 2009
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VH1 Classic

The absolute greatest tv channel on tv.
Has shows like Metal Mania that plays for hours in a row. That Metal Show is a show where they sit and talk about music for a half hour. They have specials like "100 greatest rock songs" or "top ten greatest rock bands", etc. They show concerts and movies like The Doors and The Wall, etc.
They have hour long shows that are like, One hit wonders, and Power Ballads, etc.

BEST CHANNEL EVER.
GO WATCH IT.
QUIT LISTENING TO YOUR POP CRAP OF 2009 AND LISTEN TO SOMETHING GOOD ON VH1 CLASSIC <3
I love VH1 Classic. It's the best TV channel ever made!
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classical liberalism

a political philosophy perpetuating free-market economics, minimalist government, strong private property rights, non-interventionism, government disinvolvement in social issues, separation of church and state, and open borders. the word "liberal" was originally associated with these beliefs, but liberals eventually started promoting large government, closed markets, redistribution of wealth, and high government involvement in social issues. today, liberal is associated with the latter qualities. the newer liberals are sometimes identified as neo-liberals. in modern day, a classical liberal tends to self-identify as a libertarian, and the term classical liberal is used much less than it was 100-200 years ago. some libertarian causes, like the Mises institute, still commonly use the term.
harry, who perpetuates classical liberalism, votes either republican or libertarian.
by toSTONEiGO August 2, 2012
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Class of 2028

This refers to the graduating year of people who were born in 2009/2010.
No insults needed.
Person A: So the class of 2028 are '09 and '10 people?

Person B: Yeah that is just it
by KusaHatesTaxes January 6, 2022
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Spanish class

Fuck,my Spanish class keeps fucking up my GPA
by it cant be December 2, 2020
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Instant Classic

When a brand new tune blows everyone's mind because you just know it is going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Dude, did you listen to Kendrick Lamar's Blacker the Berry?
Yeah man. That is what I call an instant classic.
by honktonky April 22, 2016
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history class

1.some place where 99% of people sleep in and 1% end up becoming the teacher who teaches it.
2.a class that is mandatory to take in school where you learn about the good/bad things that happened in the wolrd
"Man:History class was so boring most of the class fell asleep!"
by InsaneCowPig January 4, 2014
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