the uniting church is a church that maintains all rights reserved for all people and in doing so allows all things to be possible and allows complex issues to be resolved slowly and lets god manifest in the truth.
i am a member of the uniting church... because all things are possible all the time i must allow all people the right to that belief if i don't "i" am there ruler and therefore assume to be a god and have minions i obey all the ten commandments but in doing so i reserve one for all people to love there neighbour as they love themselves that is my teaching
by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007
Get the uniting churchmug. Tim sent a text to Miranda that he should be on his church game, because she was offended by the butt maked cell phone photo he sent her after knowing her for ten minutes.
by Mirvin January 15, 2008
Get the Church Gamemug. A person that always has a convincing reason for not going even if they leave next door or 5minutes away from church
by Le_ra September 29, 2019
Get the thando churchmug. People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.
Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.
by Hugh-Jazz February 15, 2015
Get the fat churchmug. Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.
by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023
Get the Fisher Churchmug. Single people who go to church for the sole reason of finding other individuals that they can mate with. They are referred to as rabbits because once their libido is unleashed, they reign havoc on unsuspecting virgin souls.
Bobby needed to get some, so he pulled himself out of bed on sunday morning to go to church to find him a few church rabbits. By the end of the day, he couldn't walk and was soar for weeks.
by anteater97 July 26, 2009
Get the Church Rabbitmug. Church juice is cranberry juice cut by half water, the origin for church juice is
- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!
Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN
- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!
Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN
by copelily82 =) you got it July 9, 2021
Get the church juicemug.