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Chuck Bass 

An awesome guy in Gossip Girl that two girls are crazy about.
A player.
"Chuck Bass!"
"Because I'm Chuck Bass!"
"Looks like it's you and me, you know, my room is still
available"
Chuck Bass by Gooose March 26, 2008

Chuck Bruce 

Alias that is used by criminals who call large corporations claiming to test the phones and requests to be transferred to long extensions, when in reality he is making fraudulent calls to the middle east. This criminal will call several times and does not seem to be very intelligent.
Chuck - Good Evening, this is Chuck Bruce with technical. We are testing the high and low frequencies on the lines this evening, have you been having any problems with your phone?

Jon Doe - Nope.

Chuck - Alright, I need you to transfer me to this extension. Do you have a pen and paper? The extension is long so you should write it down.

Jon Doe - Sure

Chuck - Alright, the number is 011 *** *** ****

Jon Doe - That's an international number and its for the middle east! Are you a terrorist?

Chuck - (sound of phone being abruptly hung up)

chuck a sickie 

Used in Australia. Means to take a day off sick from work when you are fine.
Mate, I couldn't be arsed going to work today. I might chuck a sickie.
chuck a sickie by mizshadii May 8, 2007
Word of the Day on December 2, 2007

boom chuck a willy 

Boom Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes.

Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass.

He lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a slug of whiskey and fucked the other 2.

When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well.

On his grave stone written in green was "Boom Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".
boom chuck a willy by bingo83 April 4, 2010

Chicks Before Dicks 

The Female Variation of bros before hoes

It is a unwritten rule that your chicks (female friends) should always come before your dicks (male friends who you are/hoping to have a romantic relationship with).

Your Girls/Gals may use this expression to get you to stop being overly attached to your lover. As well as that they might say this when they think that your lover is taking control of your life etc. It also self-explanatory as many girls tend to use it to say that there gals come before any male lover.
Jenny: ''You do know why Jake broke up with Stacy right?''

May: 'No...''

Jenny: ''Because he loves you, that's why. He told me to tell you.''

May: ''That's Nasty.''

Jenny: ''Mhm. So, are you going to go out with him this Saturday?''

May: 'No. Chicks Before Dicks, Remember?''

Jenny ''Yeah, i can agree with you there.''

Chuck Schuldiner 

God of Death Metal, Singer/Guitarist of the band Death, unable to pay the hosptal bill died from a brain tumor on 12/13/01
Reporter: "Beliefs on the afterlife Chuck?"
Chuck Schuldiner: "This is Hell"
Chuck Schuldiner by wargod12380 January 16, 2009