choad

A cross between a chimpanzee and a toad that swings from tree to tree trying to get the banana.

"Yo Justizzle, look at the choad right thurre!"

by M-A-double tizzle December 11, 2003

choad

From the French chaud. Quim, baby juice, load, jizz, paste, sperm, cum, slop, hotmix, jam (pearl or otherwise,) slime, mash, ejaculate noun, slather.

Did you see that het load of choad all over that slut's face???

by lothar mann March 8, 2005

Chag

Half chav Half Slag

Chav + Slag-------> Chag

That girl is a CHAG.

by TomphiS April 14, 2008

choad smuggler

You know damn right what a choad smuggler is.

Dude 1: Umm, hey what are you doing?
Dude 2: Shh...smuggling choads.
Dude 1: THIS IS A STING! OMG TIME FOR YOU TO DIE ROTTEN CHOAD SMUGGLING BASTARD!
Dude 2: No! Why did I ever turn to choad smuggling! My life is wasted! No!

by weeeee March 4, 2003

Chagger

One who cause lag in a group chat.

Mary: Hey guys what time does the party start?
Denise: I'm not sure
Mary: Cheryl, you know?
Denise: Im not sure Im coming

*5 minutes later*
Cheryl: Yeah sorry guys, yeah it starts at 8.
Mary: God Cheryl your such a Chagger!!
Cheryl: sorry my phone is slow
Denise: yeah what ever Chag!

by Murrybull March 11, 2012

choad slurper

One who swallows semen during fellatio.

Bill was awarded the choad slurper of the year award by the homosexual adult industry association.

by ValueSlut February 27, 2003

chaggis

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by doctor squidgy gel October 24, 2003