Chicago

Shit-cago...you MUST be from new york. Im glad that outta towners dont understand what chicago is all about, id rather enjoy my city without all the shitty attention and arrogance that LALA LAnd and New york get. Who gives a crap that LA is "2nd city", it has freakin 4 times as much land as chicago and only a few hundred thousand more people, hmm LA: only if your rich, a celeb, or a gangster New York: only if you want desiner clothes, live in a skyscraper "paradise"(by the way, didnt Chicago INVENT THE SKYSCRAPER!!!!) and be treated like shit by everyone living there and elsewhere. Chicago PWNS all. dirty lake and dirty river?!?!?! LOL ever look at the east hudson river? nuff said --->lake michigan, best drinking water in the WORLD...yes, THE WORLD why you think LA want a pipe built from chicago to california, hmm yea. you can keep hollywood, who gives a shit about celebrities. you can keep times square, carson daley sucks ass. you can keep beverly hills, we dont need plastic surgeons here in chitown. you can keep your shitty architecture. Murder capital, hell yea, get the fuck out if you dont like! pussies

Mcdonalds, disney, skyscrapers...yes all from chicago

by northsider1983 September 16, 2005

Chicago

Forget New Nork. Chicago is better! It has everything New York does (including a a large Stock Exchange) except with friendlier people and a more affordable cost of living. Chicago has anything and everything: a better location in the center of the country, culture, quisine (like Chicago Deep Dish Pizza and the Gold Coast Dog), education, mass transit, enormous lakefront, an IVY league university, architecture (Chicago has America's tallest building while New York does not), China Town, shopping- especially on Michigan Avenue, sports teams (dont forget 'da Bears!), the world's 2nd busiest airport, the Chicago Symphony, The Museum of Science and Industry, the Adler Planetarium, the Art Institute and dont forget numerous jobs of all types. Chicago may only be one-third the size of New York but it can kiss Chicago's ass.

Chicago is probably the best major city in the country! Go to hell New York!

by [e-mail] October 15, 2007

University of Chicago

1. It's U OF C not UIC, morons.

2. The really good school your relatives will have never heard of.

1.

Person 1: "Oh, you go to UIC? Cool!"
U of C student: **sigh**

2.

Grandmother, on hearing you're at the University of Chicago Chicago: "Oh, that's nice dear. But I thought you were smart? Why are you going to a state school?"

by uchicchick November 5, 2007

Chasca

The Inca personification of planet Venus. Chasca is a servant of the Sun. She was honored as a goddess of the dawn and twilight, and the special protectress of virgins and young girls

My middle name is Chasca :)

by x3mb182 October 23, 2009

Chicago

Gun violence capital of the world. Split into 2-3 regions: northside and southside and some people also use “westside” or “northwest side” as a 3rd region. North side is known for its huge skyscrapers, exquisite food (such as Eatly, Molly’s Cupcakes, and of course Deep Dish pizza), sports fans, beach side, and many museums and attractions. North side is relatively more safer than Southside; however, suburbs in the North and West and targeted by gangs too. Southside consists of more of the gun violence that is shown in the media. The southside is ridden from gangs, gun violence, shootings, gang wars, and so on. However, it is home to a top tier university, university of Chicago. Unlike Northside, the Southside has a really tight sense of community and pretty much everyone knows each other and looks out for one another. It’s home to many low income citizens and is the slum of Chicago. Both regions have their prejudices against one another. If you’re in Northside, you’ll probably hear people calling the Southside a “godforsaken hell hole”, while you’ll hear Southsiders calling Northside a bunch of “rich bratty snobs. Chicago is home to many famous people such as Chance the Rapper, Lil durk, Obama, Al capone, and so on

person a: “it’s 65 outside, why are you in shorts?”

person b: “it’s Chicago, everyone’s in shorts”

by Keepurselfsafe August 7, 2018

Flying Chicago

When it is so cold out that you can throw water into the air and it will freeze in mid air.

"It was minus 30 so I could do a Flying Chicago!"

by Lish and Sont February 17, 2006

Chicago Boxing

Chicago Boxing is an act where one person restrains another person from behind by holding the arms of the aforementioned person while a third person punches or slaps the restrained person. Specifically, where the restrained person is a female and her breasts are slapped or lightly boxed.

Stacy thought it was funny when she hit Todd in the balls, but when Todd and Steve started Chicago Boxing her she quit laughing really quickly.

by SuperFrostedButts June 10, 2011