redneck tater chips

When a country boy with a big messy beard does oral on his favorite gal and the juices get all over his beard, then dries out. Once dried out, said country boy can peel off the "chips" and eat as a nice salty snack. Mm mm good!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!

Me and my girl had fun last night and I even got to eat some redneck tater chips too!

by Jimmyjamjamjon August 2, 2016

Half rice/half chips

Bisexual. Unable to choose. From the famous inability of the Welsh nation to select which dish should accompany their curry. 'I just can't choose one love. I'll have half rice/half chips with the lamb korma please.'

Did your boy marry that Megan?
No Dai he dumped her and is with a bloke called Gavin now.
He needs to make his mind up.
I told him Rhodri, you can't be half rice/half chips all your life.

by Harrymunx November 4, 2016

The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.

Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017

Fish and cheesy chips

An orgy with people who do not wash

Had a massive fish and cheesy chips last night!

by MyGcheesychipsandthat December 17, 2019

pussy tater chips

Dried leavings on your face after a night of eating pussy.

Heidi came on my face so much last night that I let it dry and peeled it off and ate it like pussy tater chips.

by Majickcom1 January 30, 2022

Bottom Lip Chapstick

A different way of saying 'Dog Water' or 'Trash'

Dude You're some Bottom Lip Chapstick
LMAOOO

by Onyx Smitty February 2, 2022

Pussy flavor chips

CHAZZ chips from Lithuania

- I want some pussy flavor chips
- Sure, go to chazzchips.com/lt/putes-skonio-traskuciai
- thanks Dad

by Seekingapproval September 8, 2022