Change channels

A sudden, temporary change in personality, often creepy as hell, thought to be caused by demonic possession, as he/she who changes channels speaks with a deep, evil, echoing voice, and the eyes glow a deep, blood-red color while this is happening. A normally cheerful, skip though a field of flowers person suddenly says something like "I will feast on your flesh, and pick my teeth with your bones". Recently, scientists are dumping on the idea of demonic possession, and instead blaming it on severe and continuous exposure to insanity. Research has proven that this phenomena occurs at random, and with little to no provocation, and is a distant cousin to the shoop da whoop phenomenon.

Dude1: Yo, bra the waves are wicked today, you don't want to miss this.

Dude2: *evil demon voice* THE RESURRECTION OF LUCIFER IS COMING, WE WILL RAVAGE THE PATHETIC HUMANS AND DEVOUR THEIR PITIFUL SOULS AND USE THEIR SOULLESS REMAINS FOR CHEAP LABOR!

Dude1: Dude, you okay?

Dude2: Whoa, what happened?

Dude1: you fucking change channels on me again, you need to get a priest to check that. Comon man, you gonna miss these sweet waves.

by The Mad Cracker July 5, 2009

Dork Channel

The phenomenon that occurs when two individuals are chatting online, thus defining themselves as dorks in that normal people have REAL conversations, and they type the exact same thing at the exact same time.

John: So what are you wearing?
Kathy: So what are you wearing?
John: OMG! We are on the Dork Channel!

by Kathy and John August 26, 2009

Weather Channel

Weather channeling is an easy, last-effort move used to get out of sleeping with someone when they're already in your bed:

Step 1: Once in bed, turn on The Weather Channel.
Step 2: Roll over and fall asleep without warning.
Step 3: If asked about this later, deny having used it as a technique by saying: a) "I barely remember it!" OR b) "I was just so tired!" Then quickly changing the subject.

Girl-"I can't believe you turned on the Weather Channel then fell asleep right when we got in bed!"
Josh-"Did I? Wow that's crazy, I barely remember it. Do you think I should shave my beard?"

by FoxTrap69 April 3, 2016

The lost Channel

Only The Best of The best Raiders can be apart of this lost channel not only will you play god, but your penis's will become the mighty god

Penis Gods of the lost arch

by Chanserv August 26, 2003

The Creative Arts Channel

The Creative Arts Channel is a YouTube channel on YouTube

YouTube is a app or page that has videos

“ you should subscribe to The Creative Arts Channel. It’s amazingto watch viral challenges and make art “

by NicolasOfTCACyoutube July 15, 2019

The Ed Channel

A YouTube channel about a guy who got bored one day and decided to make the most cringe worthy content.

Mal: Hey, You heard of The Ed Channel?
Joel: That kid?
Mal: Yeah
Joel: Oh boi

by The Ed Channel November 8, 2019

The variety gaming channel

They are a Canadian YouTuber they uploaded their 1st video on YouTube on April 1st 2020 and they created their channel February 22 2020 they reached 50 subs and 1000 views on August 23 2020 and they upload a variety of gaming content

person 1 : Have you heard of The variety gaming channel their on youtube
person 2 : no i have not. can you send me the link?
person 1 : sorry it wont send but im sure you can look him up on youtube

by Tvgc August 28, 2020