Cullen

(n)A fictional character from a teen novel whose fame is ill won.
2. What teen girls and some older women will model their future boyfriends after, thus crushing their slim hope of having a functional relationship.

See Also; Sparkly Vampire

I want to marry a Cullen!

by Kore-wa Watashi-desu February 25, 2009

Cullenoscopy

Act of having twilight bull!@$#$%@#%@#%@$%
shoved up your ass

Girlfriend drags your ass to go see ptwilight. Girlfriend then trys to live life by the book. Screws you over because she thinks she found her Edward Cullen and then she explains everything to you in relation to the book.

"Cullenoscopy"
Her:Hes like my Edward Cullen
You: wtf?
Her: Your more like the Werewolf in the relationship
You: I'm a loner ass indian?
Her: its Destiny
You: *wonder if anyone else has delt with this bullshit*
You: *go insane and loose hope for the human race*

by cycotiK January 17, 2009

Cully

a northern english word often used to describe a male with a very small penis often very similair to a childs

Dude that is one cully penis, why is it so small?

by sgrd August 19, 2009

Ciullo

Pronounced, "Choo-low." A penis that's wider than it is long, but isn't very wide or long. Something like a tuna can from a doll house, or a scale model of a choade.

After years of painful operations to correct his inverted penis, the young man was happy to be left with even a non-functioning ciullo.

by Crazyass nastyass honey badger October 14, 2011

Edward Cullen

A sparkly vampire from the Twilight series who falls in love with Bella Swan.

Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen.

by ewalk316 December 2, 2009

cullie

old English word used in 1700s referring to a prostitute.

See the cullie on the corner?

by slut March 6, 2005

crull

verb. to drink alcohol outside of a convenience store.

Let's go crulling outside of the Family Mart later.

by Conrad Quinn October 11, 2006