may god shit in your cereal

This is an insult used when someone is really pissing you off, but you don't have the energy nor will to smack then as hard as you possibly can. It's basically a curse, and when used against christians pretty effective.

Shithead: lolol. lykehf l.ykmu gt pnnned lyk loll wtff.
ME: May god shit in your cereal.

by xorobyngrace November 20, 2007

you can't pour my cereal

You don't know my life, you don't know what I've been through!

this bitch bumped into me and started arguing with me so i was like "you can't pour my cereal"

by fabulousemmie December 08, 2015

white people eat chex cereal

Only white people eat chex cereal.

Ben: chex cereal is better than lucky charms.
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal

by Shimmmmu March 14, 2022

Society is cereal, I am water

The only good way to say you dont fit in.

Sometimes i feel like Society is cereal, I am water.

by 69420isnicenamelol October 04, 2021

NATIONAL FEED BLACK PEOPLE CEREAL DAY

feed your favorite black person some cereal today on September 28th if you are not a POC. WHY you may ask because reparations need to be made one way or another.

hey did you know today is "national feed black people cereal day".

only racist don't feed black people cereal on "national feed black people cereal day ".

by yourfavoriteblack September 28, 2022

Someone must have shit in his cereal

To be grumpy or a curmudgeon, someone who is often in a bad mood

Boy that guy is a pain in the ass. Someone must have shit in his cereal

“No wonder it seems like someone shit in his cereal.”

― Upon Stilted Cities: The Winds of Change

by -LL17 February 15, 2019

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s May 18, 2018