Carson

Small

Carson I couldn’t see u there u were too small

by The chicken van man December 6, 2019

Carson

A bitch Ass mf who is ugly and cries all the time

Everyone: Carson is such a bitch
Carson: yeah
Everyone: Shut the fuck up no one asked you

by CJP503 April 28, 2022

Internet Cassonova

Someone who is lacking in confidence in real life so he hits on women on the internet. Most likely a fat guy living in his mothers basement, or some 14 year old.

OMG I'm such an Internet Cassonova, I totally just cybered with the hawtest chick! Now I need to go find some cheesy poofs so I can fall asleep in the bag crying myself to sleep, again.

by Rawrangrybear August 20, 2010

carson the fuckboy

A person who lies to there friend

“He’s such a Carson”. Total Carson the fuckboy

by Smartstfrancisgirls January 30, 2018

Carson

A person whose dick is less than 3 centimeters.

His penis looks like Carson’s.

by Lofus69 May 7, 2018

Carson

He's really desperate. He can be a pervert! He wants to fuck me 'cause I'm senpai ;) ~ Nadia~Senpai

OMG CARSON RAPED MY CHICKEN! D:

by KISSMYASSBITCHES September 2, 2018

Carson

Carson is an idiot but can be really funny

Carson: ligma

Random dude: ligma what
Carson: ligma balls!!!!!!

by Carson90 January 10, 2019