Castling

(v.) When one builds a pillow fort prior to engaging in intercourse in said pillow fort.

Dude, she's totally into castling now, and maaaan do those sheets and pillows feel comfortable afterwards!

by marieclarie November 12, 2019

New Castle Engagement

An engagement between a teen girl, sometimes a teen mom, graduating high school and her older boyfriend going into the military so they can both get all the benefits. Common in small towns like New Castle, PA.

Did you hear about Jenny? Her man popped a New Castle Engagement!
Good for her! Where is her fiancé stationed?

by Bsmithyman May 5, 2019

Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination

by Lipperella October 6, 2017

Castle von Wolfenstein

A basement in a pedophiles apartment

"I visited that guy's castle von wolfenstein."

by fuckfacethepuré October 25, 2017

castle punch

When a submissive potato approaches the larger, more powerful potato, to engage in makeup sex.

I’m gonna go castle punch pope.

by Deduper November 28, 2017

Asshole castle

My sisters cats castle

My sisters cat lives in his asshole castle

by The jewicorn February 25, 2017

Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016