Jade Carter

Your mom’s favorite, eats roasted red pepper hummus for a living. Sucks at beer pong and can definitely out smoke any of you motherfuckers.

Jade Carter is a legend

by punanislayer September 21, 2021

Noah Carter

To be gluten free, speed walk, and throw 80 poo

Did you see that kid give up that homerun? What a Noah Carter.

by EdmondOKC April 27, 2023

Carter Hand

The definition of hell this man should be arrested at first site if caught he will serve 17 life sentences for 293 counts of murder and several hundred counts of breaking and entering. This man is most likely armed and highly dangerous.

Police 1: the carter hand has struck again.
Police 2: oh lord really?!
Police 1: yes, this is the 293rd murder

by Carter hand March 31, 2022

coach cartering

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium

Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"

Guy 1: "Damn..."

by jipuktuk June 1, 2013

carter dale

a person who is so unconditionally caring and loving. someone who deserves much more than this world can offer him.

i’m in love with carter dale

by soybeansyummy March 3, 2022

Kieran Carter

A straight up G

Gosh, that guy over there sure is a real OG, he mist be called Kieran Carter

by aelwin December 8, 2013

carter stone

CARTER STONE IS A FAKE MUSLIM. WE DONT LIKE CARTER BECAUSE HE IS FAKE AND A LIAR. NO ONE LIKES CARTER STONE

we don’t like carter stone

by jafarwantsclout December 7, 2019