Carson

The name "Carson" means the gayest white kid in your computer class

Carson sucked dick again,ugh.

by mrasianburrito October 24, 2018

carson southern

Friend of Tyler Stauffacher, one day wants to be a successful game maker with Tyler. He is a badass.

carson southern, more like actual carrot.

by Real_UrbanDictionary September 7, 2017

Carson

A person who is funny, but awful at school and very dumb

You are not smart Carson

by Halp me September 29, 2020

Carson

Is really Gucci has a huge peen. Is a god at fortnite. A tryhard in gym. And is wet in basketball. And gets all the girls.

Carson's peen is fucking huge dude.

by m,njhgf March 28, 2019

Carson Tichenor

An absolute unit who is so incredibly hot and is very good at anything he does. You want to be like a Carson Tichenor

Girl: did you see that new boy at school?
Other girl: yesss! He’s so much like a Carson Tichenor!

by BigTichington March 21, 2021

sliding on carson

you mom having an threesome with your friend who's name is carson and his uncle

Mom you did sliding on carson!!

by bigboysus February 22, 2022

Carson

A fursona that has a beautiful voice who can basically control you and has dog cock for days

Ex: Carson, it says on your resume you have dog cock for days?

Carson: Dame right I do

by Psychobooty09 August 28, 2017