carrot philp

A small non-gender carrot that goes to vhs and is blonde

OH MAH GAD THERES CARROT PHILP SKSKSKSKSK

by CarrotPhilp November 3, 2019

toad carrot

a person who is perpetually late

You fucking Toad Carrot, show up to work on time!!!

by Aural Addict January 6, 2015

carrot juice

“Carrot juice” is an adjective to describe something with a negative connotation. It can also be used as a synonym for “ew”, “yuck”, or “gross”.

Woman: I just went to see my ex-boyfriend

Man: Ugh, bro that’s so carrot juice.

Alternatively,
Man: I just threw up in the bathroom
Woman: Dude, carrot juice

by addie_doo January 13, 2023

Carrot Cake

A white woman with red hair that has a thick, rich booty.

You don’t normally see a ginger woman with an ass like that. She’s one fine piece of carrot cake.

by Medical Merc July 20, 2020

Levi’s carrot

Object that Levi consumes and lives in.

P1: Whose carrot is that?
P2: That’s Levi’s carrot.

by Ponchopi May 8, 2022

Carrot muncher

Someone who has a talent and/or habbit for performing oral sex on a male with ginger hair

I hear your sister like's gingers, what a carrot muncher

by Gazmondo September 8, 2020

saucy carrot

The alleged nickname, bestowed by Stormy Daniel's, of Donald Trump's penis.

Donald's saucy carrot didn't really affect my lady garden or my tossed salad. It was more a baby saucy carrot...said Stormy Daniel's after finally breaking her silence on trumps manhood

by Eun333 July 31, 2018