Dyslexic Carl

a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”

Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot

Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck

by Dyslexic Carl September 26, 2021

Combat Carl

Name awarded to those who pretend to be hardcore. This term refers specifically to officers who want to go down in history as hardcore, but really aren't.

Soldier - Shhh here's come Combat Carl, "Room attention!" Officer - Morning everyone ! Who's ready to come in on our off days and do senseless training????

by Combative Carlton April 5, 2017

CARL BLANCHE

someone who is so dumb they used CARL BLANCHE as an argument for the word Carte Blanc and still thinks they are correct

I am so dumb that my friends gave me Carl Blanche on decision making

by Gerard Lauren July 18, 2020

Anna Carle

Anna Carle is a brilliant teacher who specialises in her role. She has a wonderful sense of humour, and encourages many to acheive their best.
I have learnt many important topics with Anna Carle.
I hope for when I have kids, they score a teacher as awesome as Anna Carle.

Student #1- "What class have you got?"
Student #2- "I have history, with Anna Carle"
Student #1- "Damn! You're so lucky, I wish I had Anna Carle"

by SouthyGirl February 21, 2020

Carl Drop

To get changed extreamly fast.

Did you see how fast he changed?

Yea, he carl droped us.

by walton965 May 25, 2010

carl's dad

A fat flabby man

Look at how flabby he is he's a Carl's dad

by Hsdhsyusu April 13, 2017

carl benny

carl benny is a handsome guy he is the type of guy that gets manu bitches but act like he dont he also got a horse cock

i met a carl benny today he was so nice

by handsomemans May 9, 2022