special carl

The special Carl is a pick-up technique employed in only the most desperate of situations. In order to use the special Carl you must first find a willing participant to act mentally disabled. This is your "special carl". Now as a reward special Carl gets approximately 7 total seconds of fondling the desired woman while acting disabled.

This is where you come in. You are special Carl's "big brother". You do such a kind act by taking care of special Carl. The woman loves your kindness and you get laid.

Dude me and Carl used the special Carl on a hottie last night. Carl even got some ass while pretending to be disabled. Of course I got laid.

by A burrito October 18, 2015

Carl-Johan

Carl-Johan is a guy that always care about people. To his friends he is really kind and warmhearted. Carl-Johan always is very gentle and helps people if they need.

Look! It's a Carl-Johan. Awww he just helped that woman get her stuff in the car.

by C-J B June 9, 2017

Dyslexic Carl

a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”

Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot

Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck

by Dyslexic Carl September 26, 2021

Combat Carl

Name awarded to those who pretend to be hardcore. This term refers specifically to officers who want to go down in history as hardcore, but really aren't.

Soldier - Shhh here's come Combat Carl, "Room attention!" Officer - Morning everyone ! Who's ready to come in on our off days and do senseless training????

by Combative Carlton April 5, 2017

CARL BLANCHE

someone who is so dumb they used CARL BLANCHE as an argument for the word Carte Blanc and still thinks they are correct

I am so dumb that my friends gave me Carl Blanche on decision making

by Gerard Lauren July 18, 2020

The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.

HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.

by Chokal October 11, 2019

Carl Benny

Carl Benny is a handsome young man and he gets many bitches but acts like he doesn’t. he also got a horse cock

i got dogged up by a Carl Benny he

by handsomemans May 10, 2022