cabbaged

stole, acquired, borrowed with little regard for returning it.

His shit was just layin out, so I cabbaged on to it.

by t-bonz January 27, 2005

cabbage patch

the act of bending forward over the toilet bowl to successfully take a leak with morning wood.

Byron: Pissing in the mornings can be such a pain in the dick.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.

by BryaSaurus June 15, 2011

Cabbage Flaps

Female genitalia that resembles the leaves of a cabbage, and has a musty smell.

Holy crap your Missus has got cabbage flaps!

by Mowgli Sam September 20, 2010

Cabbage roll

A short, stubby penis that has been removed from a menstruating vagina.

"He pulled out and it looked like a cabbage roll!"

by Crispinbeating April 14, 2016

Smacked Cabbage

Someone with a foul, ugly or disgruntled look on their face

Bitch got a face on 'er like a smacked cabbage

by Gooberlicious Goobers August 12, 2008

Teddy Cabbage

1. (n) A Bulgarian pornstar/ sex trader/with a little asian girl fetish.
2. (n) One who lives, eats, breathes, and has sex in cabbage.

1. Did you see that porn video with that Teddy Cabbage? yeah dude, cabbage was getting ravaged everywhere I think I'm seeing double now.
2. Did you see that guy dancing over there he is doing the Teddy Cabbage. Damn he's crazy, he is gonna get so much action tonight.

by Harpoen & Old Milwaukee October 18, 2010

All over the Cabbage Patch.

All over the place, scattered about, a hot mess.

That girl is so messed up that she is all over the Cabbage Patch.

by RobsWorldIRL April 10, 2022