Douche canoe

Travis Howell

Travis is such a douche canoe

by Blaw dog December 31, 2017

Douche Canoe

Austin W.

Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend*
My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"

by JessDancer26 October 29, 2018

Kentucky Canoe

The act of defecating, dry-freezing the excrement (using liquid nitrogen or some such nonsense) and using it as a dildo. Quite popular among scat-fetishists.

Eww, why did Martin have to tell us about Kentucky Canoes? I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.

by Ozzy Coke January 17, 2011

Canoe Chugging

The act of chugging on your bois canoe

Damn, Daniel... I'm about to go Canoe Chugging.

by Fen_ris October 21, 2023

Douche Canoe

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man

That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late

by Bornsooner May 11, 2024

pigeon canoe

The opening of the labia (canoe) with the clitoris slightly protruding (pigeon).

I went down on Suzy and she’s got one nice pigeon canoe.

by Blazeracer May 3, 2018

Canoe Pie

The easy profits made from a borrowed canoe.

Josh always uses his friend’s canoe for paid expeditions. He says making money is “easy as canoe pie.” Josh is dumb. His friend is dumber.

by His Dumber Friend March 16, 2021