Canadian Bacon Nipples

A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.

Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.

by Uncle Johnjohn February 5, 2010

Canada

A country of fine taste, sexy open women, great beer(which we can legally drink before we're halfway to 40), great weed(which we can smoke without fear) and a damn fine Hockey team. Despite our grudge against Americans(they got more hockey teams) deep down we owe you guys huge. Think about it, Canada-America=Poor People eating potatoes. We are just bitter about Dubya, thats all. Take our beef back, please. Our cows arent that mad! Stop starting wars though Americans, no one likes that. But lets be friends shall we. And we DID burn down the White House. It was British Officers using Canadian troops. But hey, you guys started it. Also, our accents are definatly a lot more ear pleasing then yours. You guys butcher the English language, no offense.

Heres an idea....lets just admit that we love each other. Go Leafs Go!!!

by Random Canadian November 30, 2004

Canadaphile

A non-Canadian person who is extremely fond of Canadians, Canadian culture, and/or Canada in general.

She is such a Canadaphile, she just had a maple leaf tattooed on her shoulder!

by Katherine T. July 28, 2008

canadian bacon

Canadian Bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop
A rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. They are still pigs, but they are lame...thus Canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.

At first I got freaked out when I noticed the uniform, but I realized it was just Canadian bacon so I continued robbing this bitch at gunpoint.

by mts311311 April 13, 2009

canadian vaginanapped

having a close friend move to canada because he is under the magic spell of canadian vagina.

My brother in law david was Canadian Vaginanapped. Ya, hes so pussywhipped he now lives in a frozen tundra and shops at IKEA.

by brother in law December 22, 2008

Canadian Exit

To leave the presence of another abruptly while leaving behind your shoes and at least one article of clothing, preferably a jacket.

"Jacques, let me tell you aboot the Canadian Exit I pulled on these silly Americans last night. I took a beer from their fridge, then I ran out of the hotel room. Left my adidas shoes and adidas jacket behind. They didn't know what hit them. Viva les adidas!"

by Boombabyboom June 5, 2009

Canadian Kisses

The act of performing oral sex on a girl and giving her multiple orgasms. Best performed by a Canadian

We started French Kissing then he slowly kissed down my body and gave me Canadian Kisses.

by le petit cochon October 11, 2009