Tucker Carlson

A man from Faux News who I desperately want to punch in the face and needs to be punched in the face

Some brainwashed idiots were watching Fox News today and on it stupid ass Tucker Carlson wouldnt let his guest speak before opening his mouth.

by Poopee fingers November 28, 2018

Tucker Carlson

An absolute idiot from that one show on Faux News. He is super rich and was born into wealth and yet still tries to convince his 63+ year old audience that he's "still just one of dem plain folk." He kisses Donald J. Trump's ass and tries to tell everyone that "LIBERAL BAD." He is, however, very smart. Possibly with an IQ in the excess of 56.

The IQ of every Tucker Carlson viewer combined is still not as much as the average liberal's.

by A great mind... October 17, 2020

Curling

its like fucking gladiator!!!

whoa, that fight was like MOTHER FUCKING curling.

by YOURMOTHERINYOURBED January 16, 2009

curly-headed fuck

That one guy who sits in the front of your class, blowing the teacher each and every day. He thinks he knows everything there is to know about the course subject, too. He asks questions that he knows the answers to just so he can appear to have figured it out all on his own as the professor begins explaining. Even worse, he uses the most pedantic of diction to ask the question, complicating the query for no reason other than to appear more intelligent than he truly is. Basically, this guy sucks. Oh, and he has really curly hair.

I don't want to go to Calculus today. That curly-headed fuck never shuts up and I can barely stand it.

by That guy who sits in the back. March 27, 2011

curly days

Referring to older porn or any kind of nude pictures, magazines, or the women pictured in them, that date before the practice of removing or nearly removing all pubic hair became the preferred look for females.

"Look at the lo-fro on that bitch, man, this shit must a' bin' shot back in the curly days."

She was way too old for the part, she had to have been from back in the "curly days".

by NO'HC November 5, 2008

curbslap

When you slap someone with enough force that they fall down and their head impacts the curb.

I was so mad at the stupid shit he said, I curbslapped his ass right then and there.

by LamboP December 1, 2009

i brush my teeth and curl my hair

doing the brushing teeth and curling hair motions with your index finger signifies the person you’re pointing to while you “brush your teeth” is coo-coo.

“i brush my teeth” = “that person”
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”

“omg that girl is crazy”
“dont say that out loud!!”
“ok, i brush my teeth and curl my hair”

by kmisweirdaf August 14, 2022