cum

lazy bitches who are to lazy to type come

how cum? because ur an asshole!

by micheal1101 January 18, 2008

Cum

A white drinkable liquid that comes from cum cows. It can be a substitute for milk. It is made by Cum.co and is owned by Sir Johnathen Cumberbatch. Cum comes from the Cum cows which are milked and release the cum. The business was issued in 1856, when Sir John Cumberbatch realized this white liquid was edible and profitable. The Cum production sells millions of Cum cartoons a year and is the biggest company in the cum industry. Cum’s audience is directed to the Lactose intolerant folks and the horny ones. You too can buy Cum from your local store, but it is very rare to find. You too can make your own Cum, but if you sell it you will face copy right claims! So keep your own Cum to yourself! How to make your cum is easy. Get sexually aroused. How we get Cum is none of your business!

Horny guy 1: Ey have you tried cum yet?
Horny guy 2: No,Why do you ask?
Horny guy 1: Cuz it’s good shit

by Slashyclashybashydashy:) November 16, 2021

Cum

A white substance that comes out of your penis/vagina during sex or pleasuring yourself

“Oh goodness, if you keep fucking me this hard I’m gonna cum!!”

by kitkat kia April 03, 2022

Cum

so when you jerk off of or fuck someone it dat white sticky shit that come out

ah!~ onichan im gonna cum!

by UchihaITACHIII November 06, 2021

Cum

Alcohal made of cum... Noun

I drank cum last night

by Dakota Hawkins February 02, 2019

Cum

Jizz

His CUM is so tasty

by Wenerツ November 29, 2020

Cum

another variant of milk, very rare. only obtained by sex

go get some milk!

what type?
cum milk!
bb..but im virgin…
*gun load* not for much longer… MAKE THE MILK

by db fgtrjmmkoqwd made by duck:) October 14, 2021