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chumming

when you are having gay sex in the ocean and the cum leaks out of you into the ocean.
Mike and Joe were having sex and caught chumming in the ocean
by sentientobjectcorn February 9, 2024
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Chumming

When a person gambles a good amount of money on a slot machine which in theory makes the machine ready for a big win for the next person who plays on the machine.
Oh I have to get on that machine when Bernice gets off of it. She been chumming that machine for the last hour, it's gotta win!
by N8Stylo February 18, 2024
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Cumoing Boing

Cumoing Boing is a deadbeat bum ass fucker, who deserves to be sentenced to death after what he has done. Cumoing Boing is a dangerous fiend known for roling around in horse shit, and chasing children. Cumoing Boing can also be used as a term to describe someone who does things like him
Snoop Dawg is the next Cumoing Boing; Eazy-E is so cumoing boing
by Cumoing Boing June 18, 2024
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Chumming

The practice of violently masturbating a flaccid penis to force an erection.

Chumming/ to chum it out
Hey bro, wanna chum it out? I'm flaccid and ready to go

Chumming= jorking your softie
by Luggnutter August 18, 2024
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Cummins

Somone who cant grow hair, not because they have cancer or progeria, but because they suck, and even they’re own body recognizes that they do not deserve hair or food or love."
Yo Conner is such a cummins.

I know man fuck that looser.
by Ppoopoo April 26, 2024
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Cummins Law

In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.

This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.

Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...

Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)

My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
by Timesucker941 May 24, 2024
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Chumming The Water

Ejaculating Into a body of water to attract fish to catch.
Dude Tommy is chumming the water again? How many does he need to catch?
by Johnsonjuicer February 27, 2026
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