croc-eyes

when you take a poop so massive, it leaves piles poking out of the water that look like crocodile eyes jutting out.

"I totally just left a set of croc-eyes in that toilet."

by artillery606 February 5, 2009

crochbit

Some one who bites another person in the croch! (Not literally) It has to be AGAINST a female!

(A cheap shot)! Imagine Your getting the best blow job in the WORLD then she bites it!!! a crochbite feels just as bad as that but its verbally not physically directed toward a female!

Sitting down at your girlfriends house, eating dinner with her parents... You ask for a moment of silence.. the attention is on you! You say your daughter is soo loose, is that a family trait or just her?
You go home and tell your bros the story. And your buddy turns to you and says WOW man you crochbit her! VERRY NICE!

by cocabomo November 4, 2009

crock o' doody

See crock of shit

The biggest crock o' doody I ever did see !

by smiley-D-man February 14, 2010

ciroced

fucked up, drunk as a bird, beyond shitfaced, katsu, red

Tweeter got ciroced last night and punched a telephone pole.

by geeps March 8, 2011

Croc Light

The sexual act of shoving a flashlight up the anus of an unsuspecting, sleeping, female.

Damon: "Dude, let's Croc Light Rachel!"
Allison: "Yeah let's do it!"

by Big Penis Manfro August 7, 2011

Crock pot

A hot or desirable female ass, preferably on the big or voluptuous side

"I wanna get all up in that crock pot..."

by B&C February 27, 2022

Choc Croc

A delicate but rather crunchy chocolate shaped like a crocodile(not to be confused with an alligator).

Tim: Look at this sick chocolate my mom bought me.
Jorge: Choc Croc!

by geox123 February 27, 2009