corn dog puppy

1. when someone says something that no one else around them understands, this is called a corn dog puppy.

2. a misunderstanding.

"I just got a face chill."
"what is that?"
"like one of those cold chills, on your face."
"what a corn dog puppy!"

by rockthehippo January 10, 2012

corn dog

The act of a man pulling his own flacid penis back between his own legs and shoving it up his own ass at which time he may try to make it erect nearly impossible or simply store it there for later.

Hey buddy... let me corn dog my junk before we go out... it's cold outside.

by miriclecollegemanwhore September 12, 2010

carndog

a guy who always likes girls, but some how ends up with a giant black chode in his mouth, Also frequently ends up with jizz in his ears.

mike carney is such a carndog.

by katie kertroski November 4, 2006

corn dog

when a male is giving a female anal and while his penis is all up in there she relieves her boules wrapping the males penis in feces thus making a corn dog

bill baumgartner and cassie jorstad made a corn dog

by bill berdizman March 26, 2013

Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.

You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

by Patricia Bosworth September 4, 2009

Corn Dog

This is a very disturbing sexual act. A man eats a bunch of corn for dinner. Later that night he has hot steamy sex with a partner and takes a shit on her chest. The shit is full of corn and the male rubs his dick in it and then the female sucks him off. This is a corndog, my friend.

I hooked up with my girlfriend and it tasted like that corndog i gave her last night.

by DCJ..... Dirty Cunt-licking Jizzmasters April 8, 2004

Corn Dog

When a girl spits on your dick (the outer layer of the Corn Dog).

PERSON 1 - Dude, Jessica just gave me the best corn dog in the world!
PERSON 2 - Yeah man I know, BJ's and Corn Dogs are her specials!

by Phuck with a PH January 28, 2009