miriclecollegemanwhore's definitions

corn dog

The act of a man pulling his own flacid penis back between his own legs and shoving it up his own ass at which time he may try to make it erect nearly impossible or simply store it there for later.

Hey buddy... let me corn dog my junk before we go out... it's cold outside.

by miriclecollegemanwhore September 12, 2010