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Cheetos

Females Who Usually Comes In Packs
Look At Those Cheetos Over There I Want All Of Them.
by AntThaGod May 13, 2014
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Cheeto

'Cheeto' A code word used to announce if someone of the opposite sex is unattractive. Someone that falls into the friend zone.
That guy is a cheeto, nice guy but unattractive. #FRIENDZONE
by ZellaElla August 12, 2014
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cheeto pubes

1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?
by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016
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cheeto jizz

The act of eating cheetos and and the orange dust that remains on your fingers!
Matt! You got cheeto jizz all over the television remote!!
by SemperSooies November 25, 2016
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Jezus Cheetos

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.
"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.
by _betamax_ June 15, 2018
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Cheeto

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
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cheeto puffery

a lit word that you use when you eat a bag of cheetos and feel bad after
you make me wanna commit cheeto puffery em
by cheeto puffery September 29, 2018
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