n00b cannon

(n.) Any weapon used in a multiplayer game that is supposedly overpowered.
Although not limited to FPS and MMORPG genres, it is primarily used as a sarcastic remark against anybody who gets 'lucky kills', or just happens to be in the right place at the right time (Specifically against people who otherwise show little-no ability in the game).

ie.
Grenade launchers in general. (Battlefield, GunZ)
Tanks or heavily armored vehicles. (Battlefield, Halo)
Automatic shotguns. (CS:S, GunZ)
Machine guns. (CS:S, GunZ)
Semi-automatic sniper rifles. (CS:S)
Any mid-short range weapon that has a high probability to kill in one hit. (Any/all FPS)
Assassin or Sniper abilities (courtesy CoZ)
Low-level characters with powerful magic or weapons (ROSE, Runescape, WoW)

"Who killed me with the n00b cannon?!"
'It was the guy with absolutely no score. Well.. He has a score now, anyway.'
"Lucky n00b! I'ma kick your @$$ next round!"

by Gale April 17, 2006

Cannon Rusher

A player on the game Starcraft who quickly builds Photon Cannons inside an enemies base, before the enemy himself realizes it and dies due to the numerous Photon Cannon's advancing towards his structures.

YOU Fucking n00b I said no cannon Rushing!

by GoSu February 23, 2005

Human Cannonball

1) When a person jumps into the water from a high height to produce a large splash.

2) An Atari game long out of commission.

3) When someone wears too little clothing into a public shopping area, while also being obscenely obese.

Dude! See that chick? What a Human Cannonball!

Eew, do you see the human cannonball on aisle 3?

by Oakstaff January 10, 2012

cannon

In Philadelphia this term is used to describe a violent or reckless person.

That youngan is a cannon.

by Lbs. December 29, 2006

cannon whore

n. (RTS games, specifically Age of Empires III) a player that rushes the Fortress Age in order to spam artillery to the field; loosely, one who spams exclusively artillery at any point in a game.

FIRST PLAYER: "wow greens a cannon whore"
SECOND PLAYER: "Taunt 1" ('YES')
SECOND PLAYER: "hes playing dutch what do you expect"

by Lord_Bojangles February 26, 2008

The Bat-Cannon

Something which is awsome, or amazing. A synonym for "The Shit"

Dude, when I had that threesome last night; that shit was the bat-cannon

by MEATY-P June 10, 2005

fag cannon

The mouth, or where one puts fags.

Tommy went down to the pub to water the ol' fag cannon.

by slorp October 9, 2006