Raging Boner

A Enormous Boner OF Catastrophic and in rare cases even BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!!

I have a Raging Boner!! AHHH!!!

by Operator October 6, 2004

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Math Class Boner

You know what it is. The boner that happens the second the bell rings to end math class. I guess the linear functions get us all hot and bothered.

Teacher: Can you do problem 4?
Student: ....I have the math class boner.

HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.

Dat mass.

by JohnLevine May 3, 2011

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pro boner

work completed with sexual favors given in recompense

The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.

by Elliott December 26, 2005

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A bulge in the pants that looks like a boner. It is usually caused by the pants' material bunching up. This is similar to a phoner but it is just air inside the pants instead of a phone. This is also the same thing as a foner.

Guy 1: "Why is everybody giving me weird looks today?"
Guy 2: "Probably because of what's happening down there."
Guy 1: "Oh, that's just an air boner."

by crappyjack September 20, 2009

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Ahmad boner

When a person (usually drunk or stupid) gets extremely excited about one specific idea, and will do whatever they can to make sure that whatever they are talking about happens.

Dude, I can't believe David bought everyone tickets to the baseball game.

Yeah, I didn't really want to go, but he got an Ahmad Boner and got the tickets for us anyways.

by Blue73 August 16, 2014

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